Loving Our Fellow Man (parody ;)

Life was easy up ’til now.
I have choices to make.
It’s hard to choose a faith
when religion is at stake.

Do I cling to Pasta-farianism
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
like Alfredo sauce to noodles?
Without Italian I would be a goner.

Not to mention beer volcanoes
that await the true believer,
and the pole dancing strippers
for when I cross the river.

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Who doesn’t like smell of Bacon
frying crisply in the pan?
Without the Church of Bacon
My life would be more bland.

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With peace and tolerance to all,
every faith should understand
We can get along
if we simply love our fellow man.

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